Wednesday, January 18, 2017

*Review* Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt by Chuck Tingle


Genre: Erotica
Published: August 5, 2015
Pages: 92

Synopsis

In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. 
If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.

Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature…

BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS
VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT
ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN
MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE
THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP
REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK

Reader beware, you’re in for a boner!

Review

I listened to the audiobook version of this book because that was cheaper than buying the kindle version. I have to give major props to the narrator for being able to read these stories without completely cracking up. I honestly have to wonder how many times he practiced before recording, because it was probably a lot. I spent a lot of time cracking up while listening because of the sheer absurdity (which is exactly the reason to listen to or read Chuck Tingle in the first place.) 

I did make the mistake of listening to this while doing dishes, while my children were awake, without headphones. Don't do that. You'll regret it unless your children are old enough to be at least a little sexually aware, and then they will regret it, and probably not be able to look at you for a couple days at least. But just to be on the safe side, I recommend wearing headphones at all times while listening to this book if you choose to go the audiobook route. 

Like all Chuck Tingle stories, these were bizarre and absurd. It was a perfect outrageously funny read, and just what I needed to cleanse my mental palette. My biggest complaint is that there was no delineation in the narration indicating that a new story was starting. And since there was only one narrator, the stories all blended together a bit. 

I apparently have a thing for bigfoots because my two most favorite stories from this collection were Bigfoot Pirates Haunt my Balls and The Curse of Bigfoot Butt Camp. And I honestly can't decide which one I liked more. Maybe it's because Bigfoot is the most human like of the characters written about in this collection, so it's the most believable (because I obviously listened to this collection looking for believability.) 

I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a good laugh who doesn't mind absurd, raunchy kink thrown in. 4 out of 5 stars. - Katie 

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About the Author

Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine. Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.

2 comments:

  1. Chuck Tingle is such a gift. I don't know about this one, though. I don't know if I could look myself in the eyes anymore if I accidentally discovered I have a thing for Bigfoot. ;P

    How did you find the narrator's voice? Was it at all like Dr. Tingle's voice in his meditation videos?

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    1. I've never seen any of Dr. Tingle's meditation videos, so I have no basis for comparison there. I thought the narrator's voice was pleasant though. - Katie

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